"I'm competitive at everything." — Drew Carey
“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” — Drew Carey
“I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.” — Drew Carey
“I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.” — Drew Carey
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!” — Drew Carey
“I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.” — Drew Carey
“Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.” — Drew Carey
“Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.” — Drew Carey
“Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.” — Drew Carey
“I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.” — Drew Carey
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” — Drew Carey