“The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.” — Vin Diesel
“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.” — Matthew Broderick
“I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.” — Andre Agassi
“From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.” — R D Laing
“BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion. There have been famous babes; for example, little Moses, from whose adventure in the bulrushes the Egyptian hierophants of seven centuries before doubtless derived their idle tale of the child Osiris being preserved on a floating lotus leaf. Ere babes were invented The girls were contended. Now man is tormented Until to buy babes he has squandered His money. And so I have pondered This thing, and thought may be 'T were better that Baby The First had been eagled or condored. --Ro Amil.” — Ambrose Bierce
“I was trying to get the album done before the baby came, but he beat me to it. So he spent his first month in the studio with me. He was there a lot.” — Beck
“It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who took up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.” — Eminem
“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.” — Will Rogers
“There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.” — Charles Baudelaire
“Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me.” — Antonio Banderas
“Before the baby was born, I was making 2-3 films a year and I won't do that any more because I need to bring up a child so it's the slower journey.” — Paul Bettany
“I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.” — Alex Campbell