“Sex is God's joke on human beings.” — Bette Davis
“I've always liked men better than women.” — Bette Davis
“I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.” — Bette Davis
“A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.” — Bette Davis
“Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.” — Bette Davis
“I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.” — Bette Davis
“Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.” — Bette Davis
“Old age is no place for sissies.” — Bette Davis
“I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.” — Bette Davis
“Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.” — Bette Davis
“To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy.” — Bette Davis
“I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.” — Bette Davis