“After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.” — Bette Midler
“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?” — Bette Midler
“My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.” — Bette Midler
“The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.” — Bette Midler
“I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.” — Bette Midler