“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else” — George Bernard Shaw
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.” — George Bernard Shaw
“A lifetime of happiness? No man could bear it: it would be hell on earth” — George Bernard Shaw
“I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Youth is wasted on the young.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh” — George Bernard Shaw
“Those who can do, those who can't teach.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?” — George Bernard Shaw
“Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.” — George Bernard Shaw