“Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.” — Jean Kerr
“Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent” — Jean Kerr
“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.” — Jean Kerr
“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.” — Jean Kerr