“Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces” — Mae West
“Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action” — Mae West
“Men are easy to get but hard to keep” — Mae West
“Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.” — Mae West
“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.” — Mae West
“Sex is an emotion in motion” — Mae West
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.” — Mae West
“I believe in the single standard for men and women.” — Mae West
“Curve: The loveliest distance between two points” — Mae West
“When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.” — Mae West
“Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different” — Mae West
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.” — Mae West