“It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.” — Zach Braff
“I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.” — Bobby Darin
“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.” — Tim Allen
“Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?” — Gary Becker
“I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.” — Lynda Barry
“I've been married for 34 years, and I intend to stay married to that woman as long as she'll have me.” — Gary Condit
“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.” — Oscar Wilde
“I tried to become a family man. I got married, but it didn't work out. After 22 months we got an annulment. Then I married an Italian girl, which resulted in an immediate annulment. I had two annulments by the time I was 23.” — Dominic Chianese
“I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was married, I didn't want to be a failure, so I stuck it out for six months, which was about six months too long.” — Shannen Doherty
“I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.” — Don Adams
“I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious.” — Francesca Annis
“I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.” — Charles Bukowski