MintQuotes

“It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.” — Robert Benchley

“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.” — Robert Benchley

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley

“There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.” — Robert Benchley

“Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.” — Robert Benchley

“An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.” — Robert Benchley