“To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.” — Unknown
“The hardest thing for people to see is themselves.” — Unknown
“Add life to your days, not days to your life.” — Unknown
“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.” — Unknown
“Life would be much easier if I had the source code” — Unknown
“Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece” — Unknown
“As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose” — Unknown
“Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.” — Unknown
“To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.” — Unknown
“Ross: [to his parents] Look, I, uh- I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.” — Unknown
“Jealousy is a tiger that tears not only its prey but also its own raging heart” — Unknown
“I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.” — Unknown