“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” — Will Rogers
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.” — Will Rogers
“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.” — Will Rogers
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” — Will Rogers
“If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.” — Will Rogers
“Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.” — Will Rogers
“The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!” — Will Rogers
“I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!” — Will Rogers
“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.” — Will Rogers
“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.” — Will Rogers
“A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.” — Will Rogers
“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.” — Will Rogers